Eating the World Cup

If you're going to theme your diet around the World Cup you might as well do it in the most contrived way possible.

Making a late bid for the Crap World Cup Tie-In Of 2010 Award Morrison's have put these recipes on their website:

Gael Quiche with blue cheese: This powerful player is guaranteed to put in a strong performance with the whole family.

Robin van Pizza with green pesto: Start him up front or bring him on as an impact sub, he's sure to be popular with the fans.

Julio Ceasar Salad: A legend the world over, this reliable favourite is sure to save the day.

Carlos Tapas spicy prawn and chorizo: A pacy forward with plenty of zing up front - a certain match winner!

They even advise to check back later for more. Which sounds more of threat than they probably intended.

This will be life for the next month. And I say that as a big fan of the World Cup. It'll be life for a lot longer if you know who end up doing you know what.

Anyway examples of crap World Cup tie-in nonsense gratefully received.